THE CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF 9/10

 

THE CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 10, 2023 (ALL TIMES ET)

 

 Please note:

• The season two premiere of THE CHOSEN, “Thunder,” will air Sunday, September 10 (8:00-9:30pm ET)
• The season two premiere of CHILDREN RUIN EVERYTHING, “Sleep,” will air Monday, September 11 (9:00-9:30pm ET)
• The series premiere of THE SWARM will air Tuesday, September 12 (9:00-10:00pm ET)
• The two-hour movie BRING IT ON will air Friday, September 15 (8:00-10:00pm ET)

 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 10

SEASON 2 PREMIERE

 

THE CHOSEN

“Thunder”— (8:00-9:30 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

SEASON TWO PREMIERE – Tension builds among the disciples as they wrestle with the increasing fame of Jesus (Jonathan Roumie) in Samaria. Jesus rebukes Big James (Abe Bueno-Jallad) and John (George H. Xanthis) for their prejudice and, after a near-violent encounter, gives them a new nickname (#201). The episode was written by Ryan Swanson, Dallas Jenkins and Tyler Thompson and directed by Dallas Jenkins. The CW original airdate 9/10/2023.

 

WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS

“Episode 307” — (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

BREC BASSINGER LIGHTS UP THE SET – In this episode of “World’s Funniest Animals,” we have daring dogs, curious cats, pulled over pigs, pedaling pooches, fearsome Frenchies, and a dog who has tricked strangers into playing fetch with him! Hosted by Elizabeth Stanton with special guest Brec Bassinger (“DC’s Stargirl”), and commentary by Anna Maria Perez De Tagle, Devon Werkheiser, Katherine Murray, and Brian Cooper (#307). Original airdate 12/3/2022. Every episode of WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required.

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 11

 

SON OF A CRITCH

“Acting Normal” — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)

 

Mark (Benjamin Evan Ainsworth) and Mike Sr. (Mark Critch) unexpectedly bond over Mark’s role in the upcoming Easter play. But when Mark is fired from the production, he pretends otherwise to keep his father’s affections. Meanwhile, Pop (Malcolm McDowell) turns to Mary (Claire Rankin) for help after the CRA learns he’s been collecting his dead wife’s pension checks (#109). The episode was written by Nadiya Chettiar and directed by Jay Baruchel. The CW original airdate 9/11/2023.

 

RUN THE BURBS

“Phamily Matters” — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)

 

When Khia (Zoriah Wong) gets in trouble in school, her guidance counsellor helps Andrew (Andrew Phung) make a big decision.  Meanwhile, Camille (Rakhee Morzaria) is excited to cater an event but struggles with the demands of her client.  At Bubble Bae, Hudson (Jonathan Langdon) and Ramesh (Ali Hassan) help Cathy (Samantha Wan) with her taxes (#107).  Original airdate 9/11/2023.

 

SEASON 2 PREMIERE

 

CHILDREN RUIN EVERYTHING

“Sleep” — (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

SEASON TWO PREMIERE – With a new baby refusing to sleep and a return to the office looming for Astrid (Meaghan Rath), she and James (Aaron Abrams) consider desperate measures to regain their rest and their sanity. The episode was written by Kurt Smeaton and directed by Melanie Orr (#201).  Original airdate 9/11/2023.

 

BUMP

“Strays” — (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, D) (HDTV)

 

BOLD & BOOZY – Madison (Sarah Meacham) reaches out to Vince (Ioane Saula) after she and her dad are kicked out of their apartment. Although Vince is eager to help, his attempts to understand Madison’s situation or how it is affecting her are blocked. Vince shares the problem with Reema (Safia Arain), but Reema is suspicious and jealous. Rosa (Paula Garcia) has a makeover and boozy dinner with a friend, who encourages Rosa to leave Matias (Ricardo Scheihing-Vasuez). A drunk Rosa lets off some steam, even more than she normally would, inspiring her to return home and give Matias an ultimatum. Dom (Angus Sampson) goes on a health kick in an attempt to bounce back from being ghosted for the first time (#207).  Original airdate 9/11/2023.

 

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12

 

INSIDE THE NFL

“Week 1” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)

 

The INSIDE THE NFL panel of football insiders recap all the exciting action from Week 1, including previously unseen footage from the sidelines and behind the scenes audio that gives fans unparalleled access to their favorite teams (#4601). Original airdate 9/12/2023.

 

SERIES PREMIERE

 

THE SWARM

“Episode 1” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)

 

SERIES PREMIERE – Charlie Wagner (Leonie Benesch), a young marine biologist, is sent to a lonely outpost in the Shetland Islands. During a survey, Charlie discovers large amounts of methane ice on the water’s surface, something that is usually only found at great depths on the seabed. Other strange incidents are occurring in different regions of the world. While a fisherman in Peru is killed unexpectedly by a shoal of fish, off Vancouver Island in Canada, humpback whales and grey whales are keeping everyone waiting. When an orca is found dead on the beach, supposedly having recently attacked a fishing boat, young whale researcher Leon Anawak (Joshua Odjik) is worried. Finally, the whales return in large numbers. Leon immediately takes his boat out to sea. His good friend Lizzie (Elizabeth Kinnear) is also taking a trip in her excursion boat full of tourists. But no-one can imagine how the animals will behave (#101).  The episode was directed by Luke Watson and written by Steven Lally, Marissa Lestrade, Chris Lunt, and Michael A. Walker. Original airdate 9/12/2023.

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13

THE SWARM

“Episode 1” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)

 

SERIES PREMIERE – Charlie Wagner (Leonie Benesch), a young marine biologist, is sent to a lonely outpost in the Shetland Islands. During a survey, Charlie discovers large amounts of methane ice on the water’s surface, something that is usually only found at great depths on the seabed. Other strange incidents are occurring in different regions of the world. While a fisherman in Peru is killed unexpectedly by a shoal of fish, off Vancouver Island in Canada, humpback whales and grey whales are keeping everyone waiting. When an orca is found dead on the beach, supposedly having recently attacked a fishing boat, young whale researcher Leon Anawak (Joshua Odjik) is worried. Finally, the whales return in large numbers. Leon immediately takes his boat out to sea. His good friend Lizzie (Elizabeth Kinnear) is also taking a trip in her excursion boat full of tourists. But no-one can imagine how the animals will behave (#101).  The episode was directed by Luke Watson and written by Steven Lally, Marissa Lestrade, Chris Lunt, and Michael A. Walker. Original airdate 9/12/2023.

 

PENN & TELLER: FOOL US

“Penn on Fire” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)

 

HOT HOT HOT — Aspiring magicians are invited to perform their best trick to try and fool the world-famous team of Penn & Teller, who will get to see the trick only once and have to immediately try to work it out.  Anyone who succeeds wins the right to perform with Penn & Teller in their celebrated show at the Rio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.  The TV audience watches along with Penn & Teller as they try to figure out the secrets.  The magicians featured in the episode include John Fitzsimmons, David Corsaro, Bentley Burns and Diego & Elena.  Alyson Hannigan (“How I Met Your Mother”) serves as host (#812).  Original airdate 2/25/2022.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14

FIGHT TO SURVIVE

“The Breaking Point” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, LV) (HDTV)

 

HOSTED BY AKBAR GBAJABIAMILA (“AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR”) – Only 10 competitors retain after an unexpected departure (#106).  Original airdate 9/14/2023.

 

 

FBOY ISLAND

“Kiss that Yogurt” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)

 

After all the contestants are revealed as nice guys or “Fboys,” the ladies put them through a brutal game of “Truth or Burn.” Nikki Glaser serves as host (#207). Original airdate 9/14/2023.

 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 15

 

TWO-HOUR MOVIE

 

“Bring It On” — (8:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)

 

KIRSTEN DUNST AND GABRIELLE UNION STAR IN THIS CLASSIC CHEER MOVIE – “Bring It On” is the hilarious tale of competing high school cheerleading squads. Torrance Shipman (Kirsten Dunst) is the team captain of national champs the Toros, whose dreams of winning nationals for a sixth year in a row quickly becomes a nightmare when she discovers that their former captain stole all their perfectly choreographed routines from the Clovers, a hip-hop inner-city cheer team, captained by Isis (Gabrielle Union). With the Clovers competing in nationals for the first time, Torrance must develop a completely new routine in order to win the national championship trophy and save the team’s reputation. The film also stars Eliza Dushku and Jesse Bradford. The film was written by Jessica Bendinger and directed by Peyton Reed.

 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 16

 

GREAT CHOCOLATE SHOWDOWN

“Lights, Camera, Chocolate!” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

Order up! The remaining five bakers must rise to the occasion as they bake chocolate bread and use it to make a dessert deli sandwich. In the Elimination Challenges, the bakers took to the silver screen to create a red-carpet dessert inspired by an iconic film genre (#406).  Judges: Anna Olson, Cynthia Stroud and Steven Hodge. Original airdate 9/16/2023.

 

RECIPE FOR DISASTER

“Prom Gone Wrong” — (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

BEST NIGHT OF THEIR LIFE – Three new teams of chefs and cooking buddies compete to make perfect plates at a prom gone wrong. They’ll have to cope with precarious tiaras, irksome corsages, spilled punch, and an awkward slow dance before they get that insta-worthy prom photo. Host Ann Pornel and culinary experts, Eden Grinshpan and Chef Shahir Massoud judge their creations and crown the Masters of Disaster (#105).  Original airdate 9/16/2023.

 

RECIPE FOR DISASTER

“Not-So-Simple Life” — (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME – Three new teams of chefs and cooking buddies compete to make hearty plates down on the farm. They’ll quickly realize they aren’t in Kansas anymore when they face devastating greenhouse gasses, frantic chickens and an aggressive storm that decimates the barnyard. Host Ann Pornel and culinary experts, Eden Grinshpan and Chef Shahir Massoud judge their creations and crown the Masters of Disaster (#108).  Original airdate 9/16/2023.