THE CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF 9/24

THE CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 24, 2023 (ALL TIMES ET)

 

Please note:

• The season finale of FIGHT TO SURVIVE, “Battleground,” will air Thursday, September 28 (8:00-9:00pm ET)

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24

THE CHOSEN

“Matthew 4:24”— (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

A long, exhausting day turns into night as the disciples help Jesus (Jonathan Roumie) deal with a large crowd hoping to be healed. Around the campfire, over dinner, the group try to get to know each other better, but tensions erupt (#203). The episode was written by Ryan Swanson, Dallas Jenkins and Tyler Thompson and directed by Dallas Jenkins. The CW original airdate 9/24/2023.

 

WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS

“Episode 309” — (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

SPECIAL GUEST SARA WAISGLASS JOINS IN ON THE FUN – In this episode of “World’s Funniest Animals” we have climbing cats, pulverizing Pomskies, popping penguins, happy horses, and a duck who is using his best friend as a paddle board?! Hosted by Elizabeth Stanton with special guest Sara Waisglass (“Ginny & Georgia,” “Degrassi: Next Class”), and commentary by Anna Maria Perez DeTagle, Devon Werkheiser, Katherine Murray, and Brian Cooper (#309). Original airdate 1/14/2023. Every episode of WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required.

 

WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS

“Episode 310” — (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)

 

SPECIAL GUEST DERREX BRADY BRINGS ON THE CUTENESS – In this episode of “World’s Funniest Animals,” we have sliding smoochers, darting dogs, cantankerous cats, clumsy canines, tucked in Terriers, and a dog who really knows how to ride in style. Hosted by Elizabeth Stanton with special guest Derrex Brady (“Bounce”), and commentary by Mikalah Gordon, Brian Cooper, Carmen Hodgson, and Noah Matthews (#310). Original airdate 1/21/2023, Every episode of WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required.

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25

 

SON OF A CRITCH

“Particip-action” — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)

 

Parents and students take the field on Sports Day. Mark (Benjamin Evan Ainsworth) decides to treat the all-day gym class as a comedy stage, much to his teammate’s annoyance. Meanwhile, Fox (Sophia Powers) fights for her mother’s attention and attempts to break the school record for gold medals (#111). The episode was written by Cathryn Naiker and directed by Anthony Farrell.  The CW original airdate 9/25/2023.

 

 

RUN THE BURBS

“Li Xi” — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)

 

When Andrew’s (Andrew Phung) parents visit for Tet (Vietnamese Lunar New Year), Andrew sees a text message that makes him worry about their relationship.  Meanwhile, Camille (Rakhee Morzaria) pitches her business plan to Andrew’s mother, and Khia (Zoriah Wong) and Leo (Roman Pesino) get in trouble for selling spring rolls (#109).  Original airdate 9/25/2023.

 

 

CHILDREN RUIN EVERYTHING

“Dignity” — (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET) (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)

 

FITTING IN – Following embarrassing run-ins with her boss and co-workers, Astrid (Meaghan Rath) feels on the back foot and disconnected from her younger co-workers. When she goes to her sister Dawn (Nazneen Contractor) for advice, Astrid realizes her best move might be to attend a drink night with the rest of her team, if she can shake off the exhaustion and rust long enough to fit in in at the trendy bar. Back at home, James (Aaron Abrams) is recovering from vasectomy surgery, but his attempts to follow the doctor’s (guest star Aaron Ashmore) orders are put to the test as he tries to keep a handle on the three kids. The episode was written by Nadine Bhabha & Kathleen Phillips and directed by Melanie Orr (#203).  Original airdate 9/25/2023.

 

WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?

“Rachel Bloom 2” — (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)

 

A NIGHT OF LAUGHS — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Keegan-Michael Key, put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience.  The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs.  After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode.  Directed by Geraldine Dowd (#1204).  Original airdate 5/5/2023.

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26

 

INSIDE THE NFL

“Week 3” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)

 

The INSIDE THE NFL panel of football experts recap all the greatest moments from Week 3 NFL action including previously unseen highlights and exclusive NFL Films mic’d up sounds of the game. INSIDE THE NFL is hosted by Ryan Clark with Channing Crowder, Jay Cutler, Chad Johnson and Chris Long serving as analysts (#4603). Original airdate 9/26/2023.

 

THE SWARM

“Episode 3” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)

 

THE VIDEO MESSAGE – While Venice suffers an unprecedented plague of jellyfish, molecular biologist Dr. Roche (Cécile de France) discovers that a mutated bacterium is the cause of a growing number of deaths on the coasts. On Vancouver Island, Leon (Joshua Odjick) also suspects a mutation after an apparently new and exceptionally large and fast-growing species of mussels block the wheel of a cargo ship. Shocked by the news that the Juno research ship has sunk, Charlie (Leonie Benesch) sets off for Kiel. They watch footage of the completely destroyed Juno with their institute director Prof. Katharina Lehmann (Barbara Sukowa) and PhD student Rahim Amir (Eidin Jalali) (#103). The episode was directed by Barbara Eder and written by Steven Lally, Marissa Lestrade, Chris Lunt, and Michael A. Walker. Original airdate 9/26/2023.

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27

THE SWARM

“Episode 3” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)

 

THE VIDEO MESSAGE – While Venice suffers an unprecedented plague of jellyfish, molecular biologist Dr. Roche (Cécile de France) discovers that a mutated bacterium is the cause of a growing number of deaths on the coasts. On Vancouver Island, Leon (Joshua Odjick) also suspects a mutation after an apparently new and exceptionally large and fast-growing species of mussels block the wheel of a cargo ship. Shocked by the news that the Juno research ship has sunk, Charlie (Leonie Benesch) sets off for Kiel. They watch footage of the completely destroyed Juno with their institute director Prof. Katharina Lehmann (Barbara Sukowa) and PhD student Rahim Amir (Eidin Jalali) (#103). The episode was directed by Barbara Eder and written by Steven Lally, Marissa Lestrade, Chris Lunt, and Michael A. Walker. Original airdate 9/26/2023.

 

PENN & TELLER: FOOL US

“Teller Gets Smashed” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)

 

WILL PENN & TELLER BE FOOLED THIS WEEK? — Aspiring magicians are invited to perform their best trick to try and fool the world-famous team of Penn & Teller, who will get to see the trick only once and have to immediately try to work it out.  Anyone who succeeds wins the right to perform with Penn & Teller in their celebrated show at the Rio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.  The live studio audience and the TV audience watch along with Penn & Teller as they try to figure out the secrets.  The magicians featured in the episode include Jeki Yoo, Matthew Pomeroy & Natasha Lamb, Peter Wood and Lewis Starnes.  Alyson Hannigan (“How I Met Your Mother”) serves as host (#718).  Original airdate 1/29/2021.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28

 

SEASON FINALE

 

FIGHT TO SURVIVE

“Battleground” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, LV) (HDTV)

 

SEASON FINALE – One of the contestants is on a mission to turn foes into friends by providing food, but other alliances are strained. Hosted by Akbar Gbajabiamila (“American Ninja Warrior”) (#108).  Original airdate 9/28/2023.

 

 

FBOY ISLAND

“Man-Cision” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, DLS) (HDTV)

 

Before the ladies and their final men embark on highly anticipated 24-hour dates, they must first endure “Mansplain,” where secrets are revealed, grievances are aired…and one of Louise’s men is propositioned by an eliminated contestant? Nikki Glaser serves as host (#209). Original airdate 9/28/2023.

 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 29

 

Programming TBA

 

 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30

 

GREAT CHOCOLATE SHOWDOWN

“Sweet Suspensions” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

The final four home grow their chocolate and confectionary skills to create a delectable trifle terrarium. With one Elimination Challenge before the finale, the home bakers’ nerves are hanging by a thread, as they create a 3-tiered suspended cake (#407).  Judges: Anna Olson, Cynthia Stroud and Steven Hodge. Original airdate 9/30/2023.

 

MASTERS OF ILLUSION

“Fire, Bubbles and Soulmates” – (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

KEEPER OF THE FLAME — Hosted by Dean Cain, “Masters of Illusion” features amazing magic performed by cutting-edge illusionists, escape artists and performers displaying skills ranging from perplexing interactive mind magic to hilarious comedy routines — all in front of a studio audience.  Magicians featured in this episode include Meir Yedid, Lucy Darling, Rudy Coby, My Uyen, Nick Dopuch, Meadow Perry, Rob Lake and Dan Sperry (#916).  Original airdate 6/17/2023.

 

 

MASTERS OF ILLUSION

“Bubbly Pop, Magic Tech and the Impaler” – (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)

 

BAG OF TRICKS — Hosted by Dean Cain, “Masters of Illusion” features amazing magic performed by cutting-edge illusionists, escape artists and performers displaying skills ranging from perplexing interactive mind magic to hilarious comedy routines — all in front of a studio audience.  Magicians featured in this episode include My Uyên, Andi Gladwin, Kevin Li, Shaun Jay, David Gabbay, Trigg Watson and Wayne Hoffman (#910).  Original airdate 4/29/2023.